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Wednesday, July 26, 2006


here's a business plan that's doomed to fail. imagine if you will, a dating agency with a twist. instead of getting a bunch of sad desperate people together in the hope that they hook up, take said bunch of people and throw them into a swimming pool. sit back and watch as they thrash about wildly. eventually those that know how to swim would save the rest, while those that unfortunately perish can be covered by insurance. as its all held at a swimming pool, there would be no need to dress for the occasion. no suits, ties or fancy dresses. no need to touch-up the make up or constantly worry how your hair is holding up. its all gonna be wet anyway. after the participants are thoroughly soaked, let them unwind by the poolside, lounging on deck chairs with a drink in hand

now if you've been reading carefully (or even not reading at all) you would have noticed that its all a load of crap haha. thats the product of untold boredom colliding with insanity. shoot me if i ever pursue such a plan. better yet, shoot my ideas consultant dee for coming up with such a 'brilliant' idea. its so good that it deserves a nobel prize. the piss (peace) prize hahahaha






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